I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
flowers shall grow,
and I am in them,
and that is eternity.” —Edvard Munch (via sulkingsouls)